An earthy cotton canvas tote printed with a faux-medieval circular vignette and a short tongue-in-cheek proclamation in olde-style type. The artwork blends parchment-toned textures, muted colors, and simple line ornament to channel witchy/medieval nerdcore humor—a wearable nod to quest-side sarcasm that reads like a playful proclamation rather than a reference to any specific story. Low-key and grounded, it slots into everyday errands, con attendance, or market runs while matching an anachronistic, blackletter-adjacent aesthetic.
Product features
- 100% cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)
- Flat corners (no gusset)
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label; sourced from India
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
